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CASTEEL: Dalek of the Lord by Karadin
I heard that Misha Collins wanted to be on Dr.Who, and well, my brain works in mysterious ways. *by the way, the mis-spelling of the name Castiel is intentional*
Please do not repost on other sites, thank you!
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I’m sorry - this needed a fic.
“Bruce? What are you doing?”
Steve paused in the doorway of Bruce’s lab, which was currently sitting in a state off disarray.
“Steve! Steve, oh my god, come here, look at this, look at this thing, its amazing. Right, see that, that right there? Yeah, its a banner mutation. I have a mutation named after me how TOTALLY AWESOME IS THAT?! I gotta call …. somebody, WE GOTTA TELL PEOPLE ABOUT THIS, IT’S TOTALLY AMAZING. I have a mutation named after me. I’M TOTALLY SCIENCE FAMOUS. TAKE THAT TONY! This is ten times better than being Tumblr famous, he’s always bragging, I mean really Steve, how do you put up with that ego, I can’t even walk around it, it just fills up the room, kinda like hydrogen gas, hehe! If we set Tony’s ego on fire, it would explode, isn’t that hilarious?”
“Bruce, you’re not making any sense. I think that maybe you should calm down….”
“What do you mean I should calm down, I’m perfectly calm, of course I’m calm, do you see any green here? Well, you know, I’m wearing green socks, but they so don’t count.”
“Are you okay? You’re… acting weird. Have you been drinking coffee?”
“Seriously, Steve, I am not drinking coffee I would never drink caffeine it’s too risky, though I miss coffee, man I’d kill for a coffee… but not really, cuz we don’t kill and you know, I’m a good person and stuff and - HEY CLINT! CLINT, COME HERE AND LOOK AT THIS!”
“Uh… Bruce?”
Clint slunk into the room, looking confused. Bruce was babbling already, pacing and gesturing to the microscope on the bench, expression ecstatic.
“Uh oh.”
Steve rose an eyebrow at a suddenly guilty looking Clint.
“Did you have anything to do with this?”
There was a crash and their attention was snapped back to Bruce, who was shaking wildly, his muscles bulging and his eyes shining green, the microscope he’d accidentally knocked over sprawled on the floor.
“It was a joke!” Clint squeaked as they backed away.
They ducked when the Hulk threw a chair at them.
If they survived this, Steve was going to kill Clint.
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(via imgTumble)Just making a separate post so it’s easier to see and tag and all that. (durpdurp)
Oh god. Consulting Queen
Consulting Queen
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I forgot that this is a thing that happened.
oh my god poor Steve
HIS BIRTHDAY IS LITERALLY JULY 4, 1918
Captain America has to tell people that he was actually born on the 4th of July with a straight face
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Tony knows how to use his hammer better than Thor =)
Loki is, of course, incredibly thankful for it… ;)
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This started on twitter. I misread “Thor’s Hammer” as “Thor’s Hamster”. And thus inspired, I typed line after line of Thor-as-hamster on twitter. So here you go, a short fic of Thor and Loki as hamsters.
Warnings : Mpreg(?), Thor/Loki, Hamsterception
Update : Also available on AO3 here. Had to come up with a title to post there, so I came up with this:
Call Me Fat And The Pups Aren’t Yours.
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Thor is busy hitting the 30mph mark on the speedometer above his wheel when Loki waddles in looking tired.
“Brother,” greets a panting Thor, his legs moving so fast they are but a blur, “have you, huff, put on weight?”
Loki moves a wooden block over and with a grunt of effort, shoves it under the wheel and jams it to a sudden stop. Thor tumbles off, rolls and crashes into a pile of bedding.
“Do not call me fat,” warns Loki.
(via allthejotun)
Title: Loki/Darcy Kinkmeme made them do it
Author: lunik_the_bard … or possibly Loki.
Fandom: The Avengers, also meta
Pairing: Loki/Darcy, mostly gen, but pre-romance if you squint
Prompt: When the Avengers RPF kinkmeme happens, Darcy is all over that shit. So, it turns out, is Loki.
“You know,” Loki says, letting the rueful smile loose, “even though I do love the malicious little kick to be had in prompting Thor/Coulson non-con… I can’t stand the Thor/Loki ship. Oh.” He looks suddenly horrified when a thought occurs to him. “Oh, you don’t think there’s a portmanteau couple name for us, is there?” The horror melts to a grimace. “Thorki sounds like the kind of name you’d give to a pet you didn’t love very much.”
Darcy can’t help the snort of laughter, or quite resist pretending to mask it with a fake cough. “Sorry, dude. Thorki. It’s terrible, but fandom moves in mysterious ways.”Doesnt says: Oh my god, guys. This is genius. I can’t even. My alternative summary is this: Darcy is one of us. So is Loki.